Monday, 3 May 2010

Geriatric piss-stain

A geriatric piss-stain is a...erm... 'older' driver that pulls out on you from a petrol garage, only to then drive in front of you, take the turn you want to take, then inexplicably turn back into the petrol garage...very slowly.

Monday, 19 April 2010

Dinner?

Me "What you doing about dinner tonight?"
TrumpetBum "Sleep"

Saturday, 17 April 2010

Über-c*ntage

Über-c*ntage is simply used to describe Alan Green - Commentator.

Also usable is "C*ntard"

"Those that can...do. Those that can't...talk bollocks about it"
TrumpetBum, 17th April, 2:15pm

Crotch Monkey

TrumpetBum doesn't know what a Crotch Monkey is...he just likes the expression.

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Archie the Polar Bear

TrumpetBum says that polar bears are cool and he wants one.

If he had one, he believes it would be called Archie and that he would be a friendly polar bear.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Decaying Monkey Testicles

TrumpetBum believes that, when something sucks, it sucks decaying monkey testicles

Sunday, 31 January 2010

Dick Munch

A Dick Munch is somebody that pulls out in front of you when you're trying to overtake them.