Monday 3 May 2010
Geriatric piss-stain
A geriatric piss-stain is a...erm... 'older' driver that pulls out on you from a petrol garage, only to then drive in front of you, take the turn you want to take, then inexplicably turn back into the petrol garage...very slowly.
Monday 19 April 2010
Saturday 17 April 2010
Über-c*ntage
Über -c*ntage is simply used to describe Alan Green - Commentator.
Also usable is "C*ntard"
"Those that can...do. Those that can't...talk bollocks about it"
TrumpetBum, 17th April, 2:15pm
Also usable is "C*ntard"
"Those that can...do. Those that can't...talk bollocks about it"
TrumpetBum, 17th April, 2:15pm
Thursday 4 February 2010
Archie the Polar Bear
TrumpetBum says that polar bears are cool and he wants one.
If he had one, he believes it would be called Archie and that he would be a friendly polar bear.
If he had one, he believes it would be called Archie and that he would be a friendly polar bear.
Tuesday 2 February 2010
Decaying Monkey Testicles
TrumpetBum believes that, when something sucks, it sucks decaying monkey testicles
Sunday 31 January 2010
Dick Munch
A Dick Munch is somebody that pulls out in front of you when you're trying to overtake them.
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