Monday 3 May 2010
Geriatric piss-stain
A geriatric piss-stain is a...erm... 'older' driver that pulls out on you from a petrol garage, only to then drive in front of you, take the turn you want to take, then inexplicably turn back into the petrol garage...very slowly.
Monday 19 April 2010
Saturday 17 April 2010
Über-c*ntage
Über -c*ntage is simply used to describe Alan Green - Commentator.
Also usable is "C*ntard"
"Those that can...do. Those that can't...talk bollocks about it"
TrumpetBum, 17th April, 2:15pm
Also usable is "C*ntard"
"Those that can...do. Those that can't...talk bollocks about it"
TrumpetBum, 17th April, 2:15pm
Thursday 4 February 2010
Archie the Polar Bear
TrumpetBum says that polar bears are cool and he wants one.
If he had one, he believes it would be called Archie and that he would be a friendly polar bear.
If he had one, he believes it would be called Archie and that he would be a friendly polar bear.
Tuesday 2 February 2010
Decaying Monkey Testicles
TrumpetBum believes that, when something sucks, it sucks decaying monkey testicles
Sunday 31 January 2010
Dick Munch
A Dick Munch is somebody that pulls out in front of you when you're trying to overtake them.
Saturday 30 January 2010
Nut Cutlets
TrumpetBum finds the words Nut Cutlets very amusing, he actually giggles...but he's not entirely sure why.
Monday 25 January 2010
F**king C**tbag of a Whore
A F**king C**tbag of a Whore is someone that complains about everything, including you, even when you have done everything that you can to help them. They also choose to ignore things that have been explained to them repeatedly.
Sunday 24 January 2010
Toilet Chair
TrumpetBum believes that having a toilet as a chair at your work desk would be the most convenient thing in the world
Friday 22 January 2010
Toss Weasel
A toss weasel is...
...someone that has access to downloadable content for Mass Effect 2, that people in the UK do not.
Other examples of toss weasels are...
The powers that be at Dr Pepper, Bioware, Electronic Arts that have made it so.
...someone that has access to downloadable content for Mass Effect 2, that people in the UK do not.
Other examples of toss weasels are...
The powers that be at Dr Pepper, Bioware, Electronic Arts that have made it so.
Labels:
Bioware,
Cock,
Downloadable content,
Dr Pepper,
Electronic Arts,
Mass Effect 2,
Weasel
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