Sunday 31 January 2010

Dick Munch

A Dick Munch is somebody that pulls out in front of you when you're trying to overtake them.

Saturday 30 January 2010

Technical terms

"Was that a technical term? Yes and here's another...go to hell"

Nut Cutlets

TrumpetBum finds the words Nut Cutlets very amusing, he actually giggles...but he's not entirely sure why.

Monday 25 January 2010

F**king C**tbag of a Whore

A F**king C**tbag of a Whore is someone that complains about everything, including you, even when you have done everything that you can to help them. They also choose to ignore things that have been explained to them repeatedly.

Sunday 24 January 2010

Toilet Chair

TrumpetBum believes that having a toilet as a chair at your work desk would be the most convenient thing in the world

Friday 22 January 2010

Bollock Munch

A bollock munch is...

...anybody that gets in TrumpetBum's way.

Toss Weasel

A toss weasel is...

...someone that has access to downloadable content for Mass Effect 2, that people in the UK do not.

Other examples of toss weasels are...

The powers that be at Dr Pepper, Bioware, Electronic Arts that have made it so.