Dinner?

Me "What you doing about dinner tonight?"
TrumpetBum "Sleep"

Über-c*ntage

Über-c*ntage is simply used to describe Alan Green - Commentator.

Also usable is "C*ntard"

"Those that can...do. Those that can't...talk bollocks about it"
TrumpetBum, 17th April, 2:15pm

Crotch Monkey

TrumpetBum doesn't know what a Crotch Monkey is...he just likes the expression.